IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FOR MY FOLLOWERS! ANIMAL PLANET HAS LIVE STREAMS OF ANIMALS
- BUNNIES
- EAGLES
- CALVES
- CHICKS
- CORAL REEF
- PARAKEETS
- ants and cockroaches if you’re into that
- HEDGEHOGS
- SEA OTTERS
- KITTENS
- PUPS
- PENGUINS
- SLOTHS
- BIRBS
- AFRICAN WATERING HOLE
- SHARKS (and some fish)
GO FORTH AND ENJOY
Gawd this would be really damn nice to just chill out and watch a bunch of cockroaches doin there thing.
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I’m fucking pissing myself.
You know how all of Jupiter’s moons are named after his lovers and affairs?
Yeah. NASA is sending a craft to check up on Jupiter.
You know what the craft is called?JUNO.
Who’s Juno?
JUPITER’S WIFE.
NASA IS SENDING JUPITER’S WIFE TO CHECK ON JUPITER AND HIS AFFAIRS AND LOVERS.
FUCKING NASA
(Source: saywhatnow07, via strongbelwasforpresident)
Is this a fucking joke
A familiar scene opens up before us with Frozone in his living room, clicking the button on the remote to bring out his super suit. As expected, it’s not there, and just as expected, he begins his legendary spiel.
“HoneEEEEY, WHERE’S M-” he’s cut off as his super suit is flung at his face from off screen.
There’s a cut and now you’re viewing a colorful feminine figure appearing in the hallway.
“I ain’t gonna let you go out without me this time.” Frozone’s wife says, in full superheroine garb, snapping her fingers to produce a few small electric sparks around her hands.
Share the frick outta dis so the disnay company can see this.
(Source: princesszeldaz, via skeleton-mermaid)
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I fuckign hate seeing ppl my age be successful because I am a bitter, jealous, and untalented individual
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Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.
BURN BAGEL BURN
OH WHY NOT?
I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.
Bagel what are your powers
FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.
THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD
I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD
The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!
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