Domain of a Bizarre Birb

May 29

becausebirds:
“No. [imgur]
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becausebirds:

No.    [imgur]

(Source: becausebirds, via birdycreatures)

talk-crafty-to-me:

possumagic:

ok but

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I am their fury

I am their patience

I am their carbonation

(Source: daffodi1, via turbo-kong)

sonypraystation:
“dude was legit tryna slide his dick in her cold stainless steel coochie #salute the pioneers
”

sonypraystation:

dude was legit tryna slide his dick in her cold stainless steel coochie #salute the pioneers

(via makuta-tobi)

May 27

sugaronhaz:

heckayeah:

prettyoutcast:

Are you ever in class and you hear a random muffled scream from a nearby class and you’re like the fucks going on

what the fuck kind of school do yall go to?

Public school

Being in acting school is worse.
You’ll hear a fight, or screaming, or shit being thrown around everyday and you have to sit and wonder “Is that real, or are they doing a scene”.

(Source: prettyoutcast, via aylssaprobably)

snopescheck:
“myinterpretation5:
“ thethneedler:
“ EVERYBODY SHOULD READ THIS!!!!!!!!!
REBLOG…IT CAN SAVE A LIFE OR TWO!!!
WARNING: Some knew about the red light on cars, but not Dialing 112.
An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his...

snopescheck:

myinterpretation5:

thethneedler:

EVERYBODY SHOULD READ THIS!!!!!!!!!
REBLOG…IT CAN SAVE A LIFE OR TWO!!!
WARNING: Some knew about the red light on cars, but not Dialing 112.
An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren’s parents have always told her to never pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc.

Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called, 112 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren’t, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way. 

Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind. They pulled the guy from the car and tackled him to the ground. The man was a convicted rapist and wanted for other crimes.
I never knew about the 112 Cell Phone feature. I tried it on my AT&T phone & it said, “Dialing Emergency Number.”
Especially for a woman alone in a car, you should not pull over for an unmarked car. Apparently police have to respect your right to keep going on to a safe place.

*Speaking to a service representative at Bell Mobility confirmed that 112 was a direct link to State trooper info. So, now it’s your turn to let your friends know about “Dialing, 112”

You may want to send this to every Man, Woman & Youngster you know; it may well save a life. 

This applies to ALL 50 states
PLEASE PASS ALONG TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY, IT CAN SAVE A LIFE….

Works in Canada too guys, just tried it!

FALSE.

Claim: College student evades a rapist by dialing #77 or 112 on her cell phone.

FALSE: Calling #77 or 112 on your cell phone in any state will connect you with highway patrol dispatchers.
TRUE: Rapists and murderers have been known to pass themselves off as police officers.
UNDETERMINED: A co-ed named Lauren evaded a rapist who had been masquerading as a police officer.

Category: False Methods to Save Yourself

Just call 911 instead, or continue to a safe place.

(Source: lucidartist, via )

May 26

When he still doesn't get that I'm asexual

brendonbrandon:
“she-who-shall-not-be-laid:
“mhalachai:
“patrickthomson:
“this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around
”
Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.
”
“skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients”...

brendonbrandon:

she-who-shall-not-be-laid:

mhalachai:

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

“skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients” what else did they fucking put in there

This picture is the definition of “just fuck me up”

(via staticsrecyclebin)

May 25

(Source: swiftpaw, via raikissu)

Saw two screaming ravens today. I am mildly concerned.

May 21

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