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equaniiimity asked: masculine! do you have any good bird promposals up your sleeve?
Okay I just got a crazy idea. Find a bird toy that repeats what you say.
(”Little Live Pets” is one you can find at Toys’r’us or other stores that sell toys.)
Then turn it on and go up to who you want to ask out.
And be like “Yo my little buddy here wants to ask you something.”
Hold up that little birdy and ask them to go to prom with you. Hold the bird out to your date so the bird repeats it to your date.
Proceed to give them adorable talking birb.
If that doesn’t work, I don’t know what will.
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I’m sad now.
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equaniiimity asked: the person I want to ask to prom absolutely loves birds, so any good ideas? :)
Depends, do they present as Feminine, or Masculine?
Now I’m not sure about them, but I get really happy when I can bable to someone about birds. Perhaps start talking about them and see what happens.
Perhaps look up some neat facts and start conversations that way.
Also, a couple times I’ve been able to get a date just by using bird related puns. Haha
I need to prove a point to my stepdad. This is absolute bullshit.
So if you think a trans man can be a man without a penis or a trans woman can be a woman without a vagina, please reblogged.
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“That’s my problem- I hold on to memories instead of people. I love a person that doesn’t even exist anymore, and it’s tearing me apart from the inside out.” — (via im-sad-lets-have-sex)
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I’ll gladly answer any questions, but I do not feel comfortable clicking on strange links from strangers.
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