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I mean, yes, this is funny, but mostly I’m just struck by how AMAZING language and its capacity for evolution and elasticity is. This would be incomprehensible to an English-speaker living in any other time.
it honestly looks like a different language
(Source: klainalsex, via thewhispererofcurls)
i cant even think of a joke i just want people to know this picture exists
(via turbo-kong)
I don’t know what was going on in this photo
(Source: flock-talk)
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I opened this booky thinking I’d never used it but this was in it
(via featherkin)
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(Source: facebook.com, via avianawareness)
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- don’t tell people
- don’t tell people
- don’t tell people
- DON’T TELL PEOPLE
it is not your information to spread
(Source: centaurstextiles-blog-blog, via drugstore-prince)
*whispers* You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.
*murmurs* You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.
*mumbles* You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.
*sighs* You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is
(via p00rb01)