Domain of a Bizarre Birb

Jun 14

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

Does that mean we are adopting Ceres, Makemake, Haomea and the others?

(via godspillv)

GOOD NEWS, THE BIRTHDAY FAIRIES HAVE GRANTED ME A LAPTOP.
I AM GOING TO BE PLOWING THROUGH COMMISSIONS OVER READING BREAK LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER

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literaturewank:

“Your mom is gaaay!”

“Which one?”

“…”

[stunned silence]

Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.

(via horriblewarning)

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smallvagina:

She got them

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and the

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Apple celebrity pants with the uggs?
I am so confused

(Source: bleutempete, via stability)

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ssamekichi:

when you loose a battle and you didnt save

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(Source: fuckmylife5234)

(Source: weheartit.com, via thewhispererofcurls)

hinsabbies:

“you’re only watching it because it’s gay”

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