Domain of a Bizarre Birb

Jun 13

I have spent like $100+ on pokemon cards so I could get a Liligant or Whimsicott.
AND I HAVE NEITHER.
AHHHG

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Having a Snuggle by Tina Lindsay

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“i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me”
well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you

(Source: dajo42, via dajo42)

To be a man

tornadoesoup:

achillesdflandres:
you don’t need
to bind your breasts
outie genitals
a superiority complex
butt hair
you do need
to be as swift as a coursing river
with all the force of a great typhoon
with all the strength of a raging fire
mysterious as the dark side of the moon
THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING POST ON THE PLANET

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66-seals-of-fuck-you:

time-doesnt-wait-for-me:
calmtempest:
raisingcain:
praise the puberty overlords
HE WAS ADORABLE
he looked like a potato
a potato who turned into a beautiful french fry

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stunningpicture:

Saw this outside a church on the weekend in Melbourne. Happy to see times are changing, might be slow, but at least there is change.

(via avianawareness)

Jun 12

marinsco:

a handy dandy flowchart

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