which country has the most birds
portugeese
wait
thats a language
portugull
nice recovery
don’t you mean nice redovery
turkey, how did we miss turkey
^^^^^^
(via staticsrecyclebin)
Look who’s in my messenger bag…
(via avianawareness)
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Uhm
I keep laughing.
HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE
“EAT THE FUCKING BISCUIT MEATBAG!!!”
I have seen this on my dashboard 5 times in the past 10 minutes.
Everytime, it has a different caption
(Source: quevidamastriste, via susiron)
I feel like im starting to lose interest in my school program, and it worries me. v.v
I’m too horny for the amount of sex I’m not having.
(via princeofbellehair)
the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.
neither do a lot of women
I always thought pee came from the clit, like a tiny penis
(Source: lesbianshepard, via makuta-tobi)
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I’m so romantically frustrated. Like I just want someone to lay in bed with me and play with hair and kiss me and maybe touch me inappropriately because I’m also sexually frustrated.
(via skeleton-mermaid)
