Domain of a Bizarre Birb

May 30

On todays edition of Cards against humanity with acting students

ジャーファル | ながた [pixiv]

one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then”
THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking neck

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avianawareness:

avianawareness:
Nothing makes me more angry and frustrated then seeing someone told all these things, and then rehoming a new bird because something they had been told happened. You don’t get a parrot planning for only the best, you hope for the best and are willing to take on the worst.
via Texts from Parrots
Planned Parrothood

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boys who actually make plans

growhl:

chrisdiaswin:
imgonnamakeachange:
skim3d:
it doesn’t have to be elaborate
i don’t care for fancy dates
but if he says,
“hey let’s grab some coffee, my treat."
"i need to buy a sweater, help me choose?"
"i haven’t seen you in awhile, let’s go watch a movie.”
it sounds totes better than
“idk what do you want to do choose”
FUCKING THIS
Note taken
boys need to take note on this

(via yellowsatin-deactivated20170928)

importantbirds:

theanimalblog:
Wild Eep, Pacific parrotlet hen, by teleos, on Flickr.
This RIDE VERY fas n DRAMA FLIPS so gotta yells express the SQUAwk

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May 29

jachaitravels:

I want to get a booty call, but at the same time I want a sensual relationship that is full of cuteness and not with some shallow dude that just wants my body.
Do you see my problem.

(Source: courachronicals)

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heartyglobe:

nobody says it but we all know what this is about

(Source: moseisleywelcomingcommittee, via secondhandoutrage)

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