Domain of a Bizarre Birb

May 05

There are flower pedals fucking caked on the bottom of my shoe.

There are flower pedals fucking caked on the bottom of my shoe.

becausebirds:
“That might leave some quacks in your foundation.
”

becausebirds:

That might leave some quacks in your foundation.

(Source: becausebirds)

darkerthanblack:

i don’t know why everyone is freaking out about hiccup and puberty when we all know who takes the cake on this one
imagei mean
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(via otterbelle)

mr-moon-the-cisphobic-panda:
“ dailyactress:
“ Laverne Cox
”
omg she looks like she’s doing a magical girl transformation sequence
”
Are you kidding me, she IS a magical girl

mr-moon-the-cisphobic-panda:

dailyactress:

Laverne Cox

omg she looks like she’s doing a magical girl transformation sequence

Are you kidding me, she IS a magical girl

(via princeofbellehair)

dajo42:

“Hate to say I told you so…” - Somebody Who Loves Saying They Told You So

(Source: dajo42, via dajo42)

whovianherbivore:

People who tell me I just need to change my diet or exercise more and all my chronic illnesses will go away:image

(via fuzzyanus)

(Source: pickypicnic, via makuta-tobi)

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ghostchomby:

i frigging. LOVE my hair being touched sooo SO much and it never happens but oh ym god if you massage my  head and play with my hair i will literally start purring like a cat

(via yellowsatin-deactivated20170928)

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