Domain of a Bizarre Birb

Apr 30

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Apr 29

ask-static-wave asked: I'm on mobile, all those symbols for the ask me thing are just squares for me so I'll just ask, what's your guilty pleasure?

I have a few guilty pleasures.
Does hardcore porn count as a guilty pleasure? Specifically of the gay and bondage variety.

martolun asked: (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜): who is someone you can tell everything to?

To be honest, currently no one!

parnela-lansbury:

kenezbian:
soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them
admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system

(Source: kenzie-no-mc, via memorizingthedigitsofpi)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): relationship status?
ಠ_ಠ: what is your biggest pet peeve?
(ಥ_ಥ): finish this: i hate it when...
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ: what is your favorite animal?
(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜): who is someone you can tell everything to?
(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: are you a hugger?
(╯°□°)╯︵ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ: besides tumblr, do you have any other social media?
﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿?: how old are you?
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻: what are your thoughts on school?
| (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ): favorite tv show?
(ง'̀-'́)ง: are you okay?
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧: sexual orientation?
┬┴┬┴┤(･_├┬┴┬┴: are you a people person or a loner?
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ): do you have any siblings?
ಠ╭╮ಠ: have you ever self harmed?
(づ￣ ³￣)づ: have you ever been in love?
(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞: would you rather be hugged by a bunny or kissed by a doe?
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻: how do you let your anger out?
ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ: are you active?
ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪: what are your favorite band(s)/artist(s)?
（╯°□°）╯︵(\ .o.)\: who is your least favorite person?
♥‿♥: tell us about your crush!
◔̯◔: what time is it?
◕‿◕: what is your guilty pleasure?
◔ ⌣ ◔: are you a virgin?

wiseoldunicorn:

noctisheartthefestive:
The longer you stare at this picture the worse it gets.
oh my god, it really does

(via susiron)

T4s and T3s
One causes pain and one relieves it.

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mcdamnright:

The neighbor’s kids haven’t been playing outside much, ever since I put Stabby Santa on my windowsill.
He sees you when you’re sleeping
He knows when you’re awake