[video]
Brendon Urie realizing he shouldn’t have just said “whore” during an on-air performance.
This always makes me happy.
The way he is using that mic is making me so angry
(via skeleton-mermaid)
after years of demand, scientists have finally perfected hoverboards. one glorious day, the world’s press gathers and peoples of every nation watch in anticipation. suddenly flying fucking pigs fly out. pigs. pigs everywhere. holy fuck. it’s a mess. it’s a massacre. it’s a messacre. one scientist grabs a microphone and speaks to the horrified world.
“WE HAVE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE. WE THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WANTED HOVERBOARS”
Chester the English budgie goes for a stroll through his pillow kingdom
kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:
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“i try to steal from people but i keep accidentally assassinating them” a novel by me
I am slightly afraid.
“i forgot to mention i was playing a video game please don’t call the police” a sequel also by me
(Source: geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji, via guest-wifi)
ニンフィア♂ 喀血咲
(Source: tekona-galle, via factkinn)
i guess you could call this
a moist owlet
(Source: addedias, via fuzzyanus)
I think I won the entire game
(via fuzzyanus)
I don’t think that is apple juice.
