The only thing people remembered about my introduction is that my birds fucked off into the sunset
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So one of my huge assignments for school is to write a feature film script.
I dont know if I should be scared or excited.
I dont want to fuck it up, but its a chance to do something with my Butterfly for a dreamer story
Dammit Zel this is no time to be fishing.
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must we play god
THE TRUMPOLLO
I see that and raise you the tubamaphone. Alto sax mouthpiece on a tuba.
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why were dinosaurs so big
because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures
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I cannot get enough of this comic sometimes
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i’m turning 21 in like two weeks that’s half of 42 i’m not ready for this
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