My mom still doesn’t understand I’m Trans so I got her a card
(Source: boyick)
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if you put salt on a snail you’re asalting the snail
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My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water“ before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.
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this is great because i bet that’s what they felt like. Like everything else in the world had stopped and it was just the two of them. So freaking cute i’m sad
I’m gonna fucking cry
I can’t wait for this to be me
(Source: forevershameless, via godspillv)
you finally sneak into the dragon’s cave and find his treasure chest. you open it and there is just a macaroni drawing by the dragon’s son.
“ITS TREASURE TO MEEEEE” the dragon bellows
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why are the bad guys’ horses always menacing and demonic too like
is there some kind of horse breeder for evil villains
come to uncle jim’s evil horse stables: for all your villainous horseriding needs
aR E YOU THE REASON THIS IS GETTING SO MANY NOTES
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why was hannibal upset when he showed up late for the cannibal party
because they gave him the
…
cold shoulder
(Source: pinkdolly)
