Domain of a Bizarre Birb

Dec 16

notchicken:

I’m sorry I called you ‘dude’ I didn’t know you were a pansexual gender fluid non-binary moca frappuccino with dual acting hydraulic cylinder and leather grip swiss army knife 

who identifies as female 

(via prince-sky-blog)

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beinggayisokay:

“Religion done right” Made rebloggable by request

(via memorizingthedigitsofpi)

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

manlayingegg:

vvankinq:

When my balls stick to the inside of my leg…
 

im not even a guy but this is funny

the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

(Source: britishpike, via thatsonofamitch)

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moropiku:

“You’re mine, Jaeger.  Every part of you belongs to me.”

Source

(via turkfish)

sweet-bitsy:

sketchshark:

Floundermaid.

Simply mesmerizing

(via trashslut-deactivated20160815)

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Dec 15

ragnaroked:

friendly reminer to check the ‘i hate my parents’ tag on christmas morning!!!

(Source: lesbeast, via ooshimadeafunny)

juicyjacqulyn:

tastefullyoffensive:

[thegentlemansarmchair]

as a Canadian, I can say with 100% honesty that this is accurate

(Source: thegentlemansarmchair, via p00rb01)