My baby brother’s first girlfriend recently confessed to thinking they were actually a boy. I asked my brother if this bothered him. His response was:
“Well, yeah. If I had have known they were a boy when we were going out, I would have said I had a boyfriend, not a girlfriend.”
He was ten.
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Anonymous asked: hey, how are ya? you're hot, you know? :D what are you doing now?
Oh, well hello there.
Thank you for the compliment. Im just about to go to a thanksgiving dinner.
Happy Canadian thanksgiving, everyone!
Hey look at this cheeky mother fucker
but then again, its kind like putting a meat suit on and telling a shark not to eat youWe (men) are not fucking sharks!
We are not rabid animals living off of pure instinct
We are capable of rational thinking and understanding.
Just because someone is cooking food doesn’t mean you’re entitled to eat it.
Just because a banker is counting money doesn’t mean you’re being given free money.
Just because a person is naked doesn’t mean you’re entitled to fuck them.
You are not entitled to someone else’s body just because it’s exposed.
What is so fucking difficult about this concept?
^^^
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No Nagisa-san, I can’t do that, It’s not beautiful.
is that a snake in your pocket or are you just happy t- oh shit its a snake
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More selfies in class……new hat #selfie #hat #cute #hot # #class
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