weareallportionsforfoxes:

Danny Phantom: the man of several good comebacks.

oseoro:

Peacock man.

bukakkemonogatari:

staticsrecyclebin:

becausebirds:

Hummingbirds at a party.   [Facebook]

parkaposy

goblinlord:

this is what owning a bird is like

cannedviennasausage:

science666:

if you order protons AND electrons we’ll send you neutrons free of charge

how dare you make me laugh at a stupid science joke slash pun

I wish microwaves had a volume feature.

Tattoo idea. Yay or nay? #crow #tattoo #birdkin #birb

miraculoustang:

asheykat:

shitpost-senpai:

animeandhpforlife:

cloudfreed:

micdotcom:

Good news for everyone with blurry vision or a strong desire to become Superman. The Ocumetics Bionic Lens may give you 60/20 eyesight — three times better than 20/20. It’s a major leap in eye prosthetics, takes 8 painless minutes to install — and could be here sooner than you think.

turn me into a fucking cyborg

Imagine if when people get it, they start seeing crazy shit.

“Tragedy struck today when a man was murdered by his best friend for asking “What do your elf eyes see?” for the billionth time”

I’d get these.