Domain of a Bizarre Birb

h0odrich:

Maybe I should have a near death experience so my life can flash before my eyes and I can remember where I put my wallet

Had a near death experience once. Made me forgot where I put my wallet.

theshinyboogie:
“Frans Lanting: A baby albatross is weighed in South Georgia, 1989
”

theshinyboogie:

Frans Lanting: A baby albatross is weighed in South Georgia, 1989

“Your generation would probably ‘livetweet’ the apocalypse” you say, and you laugh
You mean it as an insult, and I understand,
Or you don’t
because the word lies awkwardly on you tongue, stumbles as it leaves your lips, air quotes visible
You meant it as an insult, so you don’t understand, when I look into your eyes and say “Yes”
Because we would.
It would be our duty, as citizens on this earth
to document it’s end the best way we know
and if that means a second by second update
of the world going up in flames, or down in rain, or crushed under the feet of invading monsters
so be it.
It would mean a second by second update of
“I love you”
“I’m scared”
“Are you all right?”
“Stay close”
“Be brave”
It would mean a second by second update of the humanity’s connection with one another,
Proof of empathy, love, and friendship between people who may have never met in the flesh.
So don’t throw the word ‘Livetweet’ at me like a dagger, meant to tear at my ‘teenage superiority’
Because if the citizens of Pompeii, before they were consumed by fire,
had a chance to tell their friends and family throughout Rome
“I love you”
“I’m scared”
“Don’t forget me”
Don’t you think they’d have taken the chance?
Sometimes it hurts when people scorn internet cultre (via herrsassyfras)
drakyx:
““Really? Okay…I’ve always wanted to see what the spirit world’s like”
“Sounds Perfect”
headcanon, my end e.e
”

drakyx:

Really? OkayI’ve always wanted to see what the spirit world’s like

“Sounds Perfect”

headcanon, my end e.e

loosescrewslefty:

Season 2 ain’t playin.’

m0llyh8su:

therickymartin:

andysambergsbitch:

explaining autism

Holy fuck Arthur was on some next level shit

Oh my god

jachaitravels:

If my hair grew an inch every time I was misgendered-

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