clockatrice:

monopropellant:

dunyun-rings:

I saw some great pigeons the other day

these are normal pigeons

yes but they’re great

nunown:

i cant even think of a joke i just want people to know this picture exists

themaraudermoony:

Me and my friends work at a cinema and I just received these snapchats of them cleaning a screen after 50 shades of grey

weegboi:

ask-drewscroll:

termanal-velocity:

betterdeadthancoward:

nevver:

Meanwhile, in Japan…

Finally something is being done about fucking furries

#stopfurrycruelty

For some that don’t know, this is actually a Japanese Zoo-keeper training program.
People dressed up and act like animals while the zoo-keeper and guards try to catch them.
It’s not furry cruelty. It’s just a training program for Japanese zoos.
Read the article if you don’t believe me.

wow thanks for clearing that up i genuinely believed that swat teams were shooting furries with guns and throwing them in prison thank you for your clarification

nunown:

i cant even think of a joke i just want people to know this picture exists

negritaaa:

cristinterrill:

kathrynroseksk:

dead

I mean, yes, this is funny, but mostly I’m just struck by how AMAZING language and its capacity for evolution and elasticity is. This would be incomprehensible to an English-speaker living in any other time.

it honestly looks like a different language

kaenith:

Valentines for your quadrantmates!

summersmilewinterskin:

zeeglur:

Sia performs ‘Chandelier’ at the Grammy Awards, with Maddie Ziegler and Kristen Wiig

That was unexpected

I think I really needed this vacation. Even though it’s only been a couple of days, I feel so refreshed. I cuddling with my kitty again after a couple years makes me so happy. I get a week of visiting old friends, taking extra care of my body, drinking plenty of water, not needing to worry about going to work, getting to see my family, my sister’s new baby. 
My boss was really stressing me out. So glad I got a break.