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mccallientes:

why all the merdudes gotta have the cool ass shark fins? why can’t some merladies have cool sharkfins and the merdudes have some sparkly ass beautiful scales that you need metaphors about rainbows to describe

i wanna see a cute merlady with a fucking killer whale for half her body chatting up some cute merdude with a rainbowfish tail ok 

-atlas:

this is one of the smallest parrots in the world aND I REACHED OUT TO GIVE HIM A SUNFLOWER SEED BUT HE WANTED A HEAD SCRATCH INSTEAD. MY HEART MELTED. JUST LOOK AT HIM

screecherowl:

margygur:

margygur:

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR MY CAT ALLL DAY AND AFrer WALKING OUT LOOKING FOR HER I SEE HER IN THE NEIGHBOURS WINDOW ALL THE WINDOWS AND DOORS ARE LOCKED AND THEY ARE ON HILIDAY HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUC K

THAT IS MY CAT AND THAT IS NOT MY HOSUE 

I guess this would be a good time to become a cat burglar 

MY CAT DID THE EXACT SAME THING, SHE WAS THERE FOR A FUCKING WEEK.

jeniac:

Well would you look at that, it’s the sketch that I struggled with for nearly half of the stream ´v`;; Thank you for being so patient with me!

Inspired by this post :D

nyaa:

amen

I was told I look like that guy on the computer once.

I can now see it very clearly.

zu-art:

Nagismooches~

I wanted to post this on the weekend but the internet died for DAYS.

chirobe:

Peach-faced Lovebird and Galah

Okay so apparently my Mom is trying to get rid of the clothes i left at her place when i moved (my girl clothes)

And so she says a fantastic line to her co worker
“I bought this for my faughter, but my son didn’t want it.”

castielloveshispaintedwhore:

memeguy-com:

What

THIS IS THE BEST THING