grimdarkthroes:

realslimcaity:

IHust wiOke upmy whol hOUSSe

I’m telling this story again b/c fuck it but anyways I was playing D&D and one of my friends went “brown bear brown bear what do you see” and on cue three of us turn to him and like, death metal screech “ALLLL”.

The dude goes completely pale faced. I saw true horror in his eyes. 

He didn’t know the joke.

So apparently dude just had three of his best friends demonically screech at him for no goddamn reason.

I do not think I will ever cause that level of sheer terror and confusion ever again in my life.

iguanamouth:

UNUSUAL HOARD commission for flamiekitten featuring their oc and 47 birds

qualifiedyetsluttynurse00:

discoboob:

qualifiedyetsluttynurse7:

snare-ofa-fowler:

qualifiedyetsluttynurse7:

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Thor?

try again

wait seriously what is that sign it looks like something from call of duty

not quite

tylenold:

did u kno: ur icon is actually you in 20 years

Yes, atlast, i shall turn into the bird i have always meant to be

susiron:

susiron:

susiron:

My mom fell asleep on the couch and I tried to wake her up for like 20 minutes with no success so I started playing a game

MY BROTHER IS GOING OVERBOARD WITH THE GAME

HE PUT FUCKING CANDY CANES ON HER

Put a star on her head and she will be a christmas tree

pepperandpals:

Go, Pepper, go.

honpun:

slam dunk

[x]

parkaposy:

GOOD NEWS, THE BIRTHDAY FAIRIES HAVE GRANTED ME A LAPTOP.
I AM GOING TO BE PLOWING THROUGH COMMISSIONS OVER READING BREAK LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER

Also, can some one link me to a place where I can buy the full Paint tool SAI?

So today, my 6 year old niece crawled up into my loft bed and found my vibrator.
That was an interesting story to explain to her mother.