thecreepybacon:

biological-warfare:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

mitsurugi:

gordonjramsay:

skypestripper:

aclorable:

aclorable:

aclorable:

which country has the most birds

portugeese

wait

thats a language

portugull

nice recovery

don’t you mean nice redovery

turkey, how did we miss turkey

^^^^^^

oswaldofguadalupe:

Look who’s in my messenger bag…

fedorathexplorer:

katyreneecalamia:

thetexanguy:

ximjustinlovex:

a-little-yellow-duck-feather:

Breaking news from Paris! The Pont des Arts, famous because of the large amount of love locks which were placed on its fences by thousands of couples… began to collapse due to the high weigh of these love locks.

Paris Mayor Anne Hidalgo, as a consequence, ordered the removal of all the love locks. The Pont des Arts will never be the same anymore. An international love symbol has disaspeared…

This is heartbreaking

I was hoping to do this someday with the love of my life. :(

Goodbye dreams of hoping to bring you here one day.

“now our love will remain forever”
haha whoops looks like its gone nerd

There is still a wall like this in south Korea!

Uhm

ninjakato:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

“EAT THE FUCKING BISCUIT MEATBAG!!!”

I have seen this on my dashboard 5 times in the past 10 minutes.

Everytime, it has a different caption

I feel like im starting to lose interest in my school program, and it worries me. v.v

I’m too horny for the amount of sex I’m not having.

dutchster:

asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

neither do a lot of women

I always thought pee came from the clit, like a tiny penis

becausebirds:

importantbirds:

blue-voids:

Claire Rosen - Birds of a Feather, 2012

is it the paints? A TRUE BRIBS? ? Check out these squeakers pose SO LOVELY

I love the especially fluffy second portrait!

allykennedy96:

I’m so romantically frustrated. Like I just want someone to lay in bed with me and play with hair and kiss me and maybe touch me inappropriately because I’m also sexually frustrated.