It’s a cute little thing though.
Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.
My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.
Further confirming that owls are the avian equivalent of cats.
My grandfather claims there was a local belief that cats are owls that gave up on flying and I thought that was so fantastic
Breaking news: aladdin wears bandages around his chest to hide the fact he doesnt have nipples
Omg no, stop reblogging, i was really fucking high when i made this post
why are people surprised when they see depictions of hitler that show him doing nice things with his friends or people he cares about
did they think he just sat in darkened rooms rubbing his hands together muttering “jews” disdainfully under his breath all day
yes
Holding On For Dear Life !!!! by JudyLynn Malloch.
To a lef to a lef to a right to a riGHt and SWOP and FLOP and wiggle the tail and STRAG A POSE!






