On todays edition of Cards against humanity with acting students

koug-yoku:

ジャーファル | ながた [pixiv] 

gutsygumshoe:

one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then”

THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking neck

avianawareness:

avianawareness:

Nothing makes me more angry and frustrated then seeing someone told all these things, and then rehoming a new bird because something they had been told happened. You don’t get a parrot planning for only the best, you hope for the best and are willing to take on the worst.

via Texts from Parrots

Planned Parrothood

growhl:

chrisdiaswin:

imgonnamakeachange:

skim3d:

it doesn’t have to be elaborate 
i don’t care for fancy dates 
but if he says,
“hey let’s grab some coffee, my treat." 
"i need to buy a sweater, help me choose?" 
"i haven’t seen you in awhile, let’s go watch a movie.”

it sounds totes better than 
“idk what do you want to do choose”  

FUCKING THIS

Note taken

boys need to take note on this 

importantbirds:

theanimalblog:

Wild Eep, Pacific parrotlet hen, by teleos, on Flickr.

This RIDE VERY fas n DRAMA FLIPS so gotta yells express the SQUAwk

jachaitravels:

I want to get a booty call, but at the same time I want a sensual relationship that is full of cuteness and not with some shallow dude that just wants my body.

Do you see my problem.

heartyglobe:

nobody says it but we all know what this is about

importantbirds:

pepperandpals:

I feel like this is a good representation of their personalities. Who knew there were so many ways to “step up?” Check out this gif that started it all as a bonus. 

Look the several personality of climb! Hoopps! Biters! Findle avoid! Take THIS QIZ find out what you personality!