Mr. Potoo used to pretend to be a bump on a log when the Owls flew by - but in time he learned they were as friendly as other folk.
The Owls, well - they learned that the stump they flew past on Tuesdays had a bigger personality than they’d bargained for.
guys we watched this in science class today
just watch it you won’t regret it
I have been waiting to see this on Tumblr for over 2 years.
PLEASE WATCH THESE ALBATROSSES FLIRTING ITS VERY IMPORTANT
Don’t even THINK about dating me unless you are willing to flirt like this.
I have decided to drop-out of University and become a full-time bird.
are you looking for a partner in crime perhaps
“sir we lost the platoon. all our men are gone”
a lone camouflaged fedora is seen in the distance
“not all men"



