3liza:

bdsm except i strap you down and make you take vitamins and drink enough water and get enough sleep and cut toxic people out of your life and give you a hug and a massage and tell you what a strong person you are

scienceyfeels:

How I feel every Sunday night.

Please never stop, Neil.

thedailyparrot:

Day 429: Spring, Is That You?

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

flourishnblottts:

myresin:

hawkules:

imagine a video game where you create a hero whose destiny is to save everyone, but throughout the game you start making harder and more questionable decisions, and the game gets darker and darker. and in the end you’re just standing there, clutching the controller and finally realizing you were playing the villain all along

I WANT THIS GAME!

OMG!

WHY HAVENT THEY MADE THIS YET

Last time I checked it was called Fable 3.

So I pulled out my iPad at lunch today to google something for my friend BUT I HAD LIKE 5 YAOI AND PORN TABS UP AND I REALLY HOPE THEY DIDNT NOTICE THE TAB NAMES AS I CLOSED THEM ALL.