Ladies and gentlemen, a one of a kind, limited edition, Vladmir Putin butt plug.
It’s something to Putin your butt
rest in peace you fucking toilet cover
well that’s dark, even for Disney
Are we forgetting the moment that Zazu said Scar would make a handsome throw rug, AND THE. SHOWS UP IN HERCULES LOOKING LIKE A THROW RUG
jetn:
*prepares party popper*
*nervously shakes the party popper*
*slowly falls asleep with the party popper*
*has a wonderful night with the party popper*
*gets married to the party popper*
It’s a beautiful evening in February. My wife and I are sitting at the fireplace, when suddenly a terrible image appears on the screen of my computer.
My wife looks at me. As I look in her terrified, cardboard eyes, filled with tears, she takes a deep breath, before saying with her shivering voice “It’s what you’ve always wanted, dear. Do it.” My hands start shaking and a lone tear rolls down my cheek. “I can’t, honey. I’m not like that anymore.” “I will do it.” a small voice behind us says. As I turn around, my eyes cross with my son; our son. “You don’t have to do this, Benedict.” I say, as I hold his hands.
Ignoring what I told him, young Benedict Popper-Are Optional holds my wife’s cardboard body in one hand, and her long, beautiful string in the other. With tears in my eyes, I turn my head away. A loud pop sounds behind me and I watch in terror as I see my wife’s confetti spread across the room.
“It’s what you’ve always wanted, dad…” my son says, putting his small, cardboard hand on my shoulder. “Yes,” I say, “but not like this… Never like this…”
what the actual fuck
So I just found out that even if you delete the original post, you’ll still get notifications on it if it starts to go around.
God damnit
I learned this the hard way with the Fire Alpaca post.
