Domain of a Bizarre Birb
kristinkemper:
“ sweet dreams!
”

I miss the days when you could “MMD” and you would get cool dances instead of stupid videos.

notchicken:

punning should be an olympic sport please hear me ancient greek gods and make it so

clara-impossiblesoufflegirl:
“ seerofsarcasm:
“ nesquiksand:
“ with-fronds-like-these:
“ sinking-memories:
“ I don’t know if you guys know this or not but the girl and the sailor didn’t even know each other, the sailor was drunk and sexually...

clara-impossiblesoufflegirl:

seerofsarcasm:

nesquiksand:

with-fronds-like-these:

sinking-memories:

I don’t know if you guys know this or not but the girl and the sailor didn’t even know each other, the sailor was drunk and sexually assaulted her in the street and they got off the boat. history lesson. boom.

UM

NO

THAT’S NOT WHAT HAPPENED

Upon hearing the news that the war was over, everyone was celebrating in the streets. The sailor was overwhelmed with the joy of the moment and grabbed a nurse and kissed her before they parted ways. She didn’t see it as a sexual assault, she understood that everyone was celebrating. And it certainly wasn’t simply a drunken act.

Stop trying to ruin this picture. It captures the joy of the end of a really awful time. 

If I’m not mistaken, these two remain friends to this day. 

You aren’t mistaken, they visit each other and their families and exchange christmas cards.

And this is him now:

GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT PEOPLE. LORD

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seifukucat:

i know it’s a crime to steal board games but that’s a Risk i’m willing to take

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS GIF LOOK AT ERIC’S FACE

hemillsie:

crystalmoonsoldier:

hemillsie:

crystalmoonsoldier:

hemillsie:

master-dwarf:

“what is going on”

“why are you being so dramatic”

“I  thought you wanted to be part of this world?”

“i did not sign up for this”

“someone help me”

“I almost kissed a fish”

YEAH HE JUST LETS HER DROP

looks like Prince Eric just

dropped the bass

was that a fish pun

I couldn’t pass up the opportunaty

oh my cod

rusheo:
“Well i might as well hop on this bandwagon too
”

rusheo:

Well i might as well hop on this bandwagon too

narwhalhallfallwall:

I guess you could say that they caught JB

justin time