Bird enjoys cotton swab massage. [full video]
That nonsense post about tetrachromatism is going around again. Here’s a link to a “why that post is nonsense” essay someone posted two years ago as my tiny, futile effort to stop it!
Oh ok
Slime mold was grown on an agar gel plate shaped like America and food sources were placed where America’s large cities are.
The result? A possible look at how to best build public transportation.
I just really like the idea of slime mold on a map of the US. It’s beautiful.
I’m—
holy shit
I have a raging science ladyboner right now.
I’d love if we could do it on a state-by-state basis.
That same slime mold once affirmed that the Tokyo subway is pretty well-designed.
Using slime molds as a calculator.
Using slime molds as a calculator.
Using slime molds as a calculator.
Natural computation: it’s a thing, and it’s awesome. What is the universe but a really, really complicated computer?
I love this.
i heard u were talkin shit about secretarybirds
how could anyone not love these amazing creatures i mean just look
so beautiful
so majestic
look this one is laughing!!!!
this one is stomping a motherfuckin’ snake like A BOSS
((ok that snake is rubber but IF IT WERE A REAL SNAKE THAT BIRD WOULD STILL STOMP THE SHIT OUT OF IT I MEAN LOOK THIS IS THE AFTERMATH OF SOME GENUINE BADASS MOTHERFUCKIN’ SNAKE STOMPING))
u go motherfucker eat that fuckin’ snake hell yeah!!!
this one likes modern dance
this one’s GOTTA GO FAST!!!
THIS ONE DOESN’T EVEN GIVE A SHIT ABOUT GRAVITY IT’S GONNA FUCK UR ASS UP
in conclusion: MOTHERFUCKIN’!!!!!!!!!!!
SECRETARYBIRDS!!!!!!!!!!!
thank u and goodnight
I can’t stop laughing. I had to share this.
















