notchicken:

I’m sorry I called you ‘dude’ I didn’t know you were a pansexual gender fluid non-binary moca frappuccino with dual acting hydraulic cylinder and leather grip swiss army knife 

who identifies as female 

dave-ironic-strider:

the first gif I started by accident and that was the result

the second gif I tried to take off my glasses in a badass motherfricker way but it got caught on my ear

I am in no way, shape, or form a cool Dave.

beinggayisokay:

“Religion done right” Made rebloggable by request

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

manlayingegg:

vvankinq:

When my balls stick to the inside of my leg…
 

im not even a guy but this is funny

the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

thefrogman:

Handcrafted Coin Rings made by Nicholas Heckaman [website | etsy]

moropiku:

“You’re mine, Jaeger.  Every part of you belongs to me.”

Source

sweet-bitsy:

sketchshark:

Floundermaid.

Simply mesmerizing

Penguin falls down resulting in the best sound ever

“Whoa, pete you okay?”
“Yeah yeah”

ragnaroked:

friendly reminer to check the ‘i hate my parents’ tag on christmas morning!!!

juicyjacqulyn:

tastefullyoffensive:

[thegentlemansarmchair]

as a Canadian, I can say with 100% honesty that this is accurate