Domain of a Bizarre Birb

in-love-with-gay-milk:

brittanaheyaaa:

rocksfelleveryonedied:

thebitca:

enjolrasthesocialjusticeblogger:

nobodytoldthehorse:

le-docteur-qui:

OMG YOURE STRAIGHT WE HAVE TO PLAY FOOTBALL AND GO HUNTING SOMETIME

OH I HAVE A COUSIN WHO’S STRAIGHT I SHOULD INTRODUCE YOU

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IM NOT A HETEROPHOBE ONE OF MY FRIENDS IS STRAIGHT

OMG I’VE ALWAYS WANTED A STRAIGHT BEST FRIEND!

HOW DO STRAIGHT PEOPLE HAVE SEX

HOW DID YOU KNOW YOU WERE STRAIGHT? 

BUT HAVE YOU TRIED BEING WITH SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX???

ryancomicsmith:

staying-alive-is-so-boring:

goinglightsandsirens:

airborne-enrique:

loseegoose:

strongcoffeeheavyheart:

onemorenightgone:

This is my favorite post ever. 

omfg

Butts are butts, no matter who they belong to.

Respect the booty

god damn

You should actually know that this is a website and it’s glorious

There’s a website that just has butts???

If the grass is greener on the other side, then you need to start watering your damn lawn.

lolitsgabe:
“cabbage-vendor:
“ youraverageinsanity:
“ petboyfriend:
“ me avoiding all my responsibilities
”
did she just kick a laser beam in half
”
Feminism
”
omg that last comment. laughing a lot and the cats don’t like it.
”

lolitsgabe:

cabbage-vendor:

youraverageinsanity:

petboyfriend:

me avoiding all my responsibilities

did she just kick a laser beam in half

Feminism

omg that last comment. laughing a lot and the cats don’t like it.

grandtheftwentz:

night-people:

xharries:

Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.

THIS IS CUTE PLEASE

PLEASE

Step one of dying my hair blue.
Whilst looking like a creep.
I tried my best stupid face.

Step one of dying my hair blue.
Whilst looking like a creep.
I tried my best stupid face.

shota-nuggets:

mattsonf:

me

What I imagine lolitas to be like

holdmyfeels:

Ylvis asks the real questions.

This is how I sleep at parties.

This is how I sleep at parties.