Domain of a Bizarre Birb
masculine! do you have any good bird promposals up your sleeve?

Okay I just got a crazy idea. Find a bird toy that repeats what you say.
(”Little Live Pets” is one you can find at Toys’r’us or other stores that sell toys.)

Then turn it on and go up to who you want to ask out.
And be like “Yo my little buddy here wants to ask you something.”
Hold up that little birdy and ask them to go to prom with you. Hold the bird out to your date so the bird repeats it to your date.

Proceed to give them adorable talking birb.


If that doesn’t work, I don’t know what will.