Domain of a Bizarre Birb

julesthehuman:

hereisyourfuckingaspirin:

zinge:

thewhitewindywaves:

Hey to my peeps who have a hard times with reality, remember that:

Mirrors dont work while youre dreaming

Phones/TV/computer screens dont work  while youre dreaming

books dont work while youre dreaming (the letters will keep moving)

 If you ever feel like youre dreaming remember this

If you are dreaming you lose your ability to read because your language centers responsible for reading written letters are dormant.

Any time you are reading something, no matter what it says, it means you are awake and that whatever you are going through right now is real.

Thank you

When I realized this, it helped a lot! Reblog to help someone out.

I like the intent of this post, but I’ve read in my dreams enough times to know it does in fact work. Same goes for everything else of that list.
I think everyone else has different ways to tell. For me the only way to tell is by looking at 2-3 clocks. They never line up with the same times.

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