Domain of a Bizarre Birb
my favorite jokes

astrifeline:

as-seenon-tv:

  • when people pretend people wearing camo are invisible
  • calling random animals “weird looking dogs”
  • trolling beetles fans
  • severely overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • severely underestimating the size of something (you could fit five whole cars in space probably)
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