Domain of a Bizarre Birb

birds-of-prey-daily:

yakdad:

i heard u were talkin shit about secretarybirds

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how could anyone not love these amazing creatures i mean just look

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so beautiful

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so majestic

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look this one is laughing!!!!

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this one is stomping a motherfuckin’ snake like A BOSS

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((ok that snake is rubber but IF IT WERE A REAL SNAKE THAT BIRD WOULD STILL STOMP THE SHIT OUT OF IT I MEAN LOOK THIS IS THE AFTERMATH OF SOME GENUINE BADASS MOTHERFUCKIN’ SNAKE STOMPING))

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u go motherfucker eat that fuckin’ snake hell yeah!!!

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this one likes modern dance

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this one’s GOTTA GO FAST!!!

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THIS ONE DOESN’T EVEN GIVE A SHIT ABOUT GRAVITY IT’S GONNA FUCK UR ASS UP

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in conclusion: MOTHERFUCKIN’!!!!!!!!!!!

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SECRETARYBIRDS!!!!!!!!!!!

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thank u and goodnight

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I can’t stop laughing. I had to share this. 

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    I know Japanese people usually love their word puns, but having Washimi be a Secretary Bird really does go above and...
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    They’re?????? Fucking huge?????Absolutely massive and I love itFucking superb you funky beautiful birb
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