Domain of a Bizarre Birb
good responses to “are you a boy or a girl”

apocalypse-ariesen:

autistic-dave-strider:

• a WHAT NOW
• sorry what? there’s a bee in my ear
• nnnnNnNnnNnNnnnnNNNNNnnnnn
• we’re sorry, this number is unavailable at this time. to leave a callback number, press 5. beep
• how did you get in my house
• point into the distance. do not say anything, and do not point at anything specific. just point.

- open ur mouth do not yell do not scream open ur mouth
- kick ur leg really high and then walk away
- internet startup noise
- get into an idle stance like you are in a video game and that question was the start of a new match
- call upon the dark eldritch gods to transport you to another dimension
- eat an entire football

My personal favourite is simply

- Yes.

Reblogged 1 year ago from makuta-tobi (Originally from 1ngenium)
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    My preferred option is the second last one.
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