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IMPORTANT BIRD ANNOUNCEMENT #2

You’ve seen the woodcock, right? The PEENT bird, the one who struts to Africa by Toto? That bizarre shorebird that lives in the forest and loves nothing more than to eat earthworms?

Well, GUESS WHAT ELSE WOODCOCK CAN DO

THEY CAN SEE IN 360 DEGREES

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Power overwhelming

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