Domain of a Bizarre Birb

dajo42:

dajo42:

after years of demand, scientists have finally perfected hoverboards. one glorious day, the world’s press gathers and peoples of every nation watch in anticipation. suddenly flying fucking pigs fly out. pigs. pigs everywhere. holy fuck. it’s a mess. it’s a massacre. it’s a messacre. one scientist grabs a microphone and speaks to the horrified world.

“WE HAVE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE. WE THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WANTED HOVERBOARS

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