I’m fucking pissing myself.
You know how all of Jupiter’s moons are named after his lovers and affairs?
Yeah. NASA is sending a craft to check up on Jupiter.
You know what the craft is called?JUNO.
Who’s Juno?
JUPITER’S WIFE.
NASA IS SENDING JUPITER’S WIFE TO CHECK ON JUPITER AND HIS AFFAIRS AND LOVERS.
FUCKING NASA
(Source: saywhatnow07, via strongbelwasforpresident)
Is this a fucking joke
A familiar scene opens up before us with Frozone in his living room, clicking the button on the remote to bring out his super suit. As expected, it’s not there, and just as expected, he begins his legendary spiel.
“HoneEEEEY, WHERE’S M-” he’s cut off as his super suit is flung at his face from off screen.
There’s a cut and now you’re viewing a colorful feminine figure appearing in the hallway.
“I ain’t gonna let you go out without me this time.” Frozone’s wife says, in full superheroine garb, snapping her fingers to produce a few small electric sparks around her hands.
Share the frick outta dis so the disnay company can see this.
(Source: princesszeldaz, via skeleton-mermaid)
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I fuckign hate seeing ppl my age be successful because I am a bitter, jealous, and untalented individual
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God dammit, I’m having another “What will my day time career be” crisis again.
Why can’t I ever decide
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