Domain of a Bizarre Birb

Jul 15

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Who’s going to Anime Evolution?
My team decided to bail on me.
I have a Saturday ticket already but no one to go with.
I’ll be alone in cosplay, that’s kind of lame.

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Jul 14

I was really touched by that song they showed at SDCC, so I wanted to draw it. But just as I was really feeling the picture MY TABLET PEN BROKE.

I was really touched by that song they showed at SDCC, so I wanted to draw it. But just as I was really feeling the picture MY TABLET PEN BROKE.

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There is also one called “Clocky”, an alarm clock that runs away and hides if you don’t...

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There is also one called “Clocky”, an alarm clock that runs away and hides if you don’t get out of bed on time. When the alarm sounds you can snooze one time. If you still don’t wake up, Clocky will jump off of the bedside table, and wheel away, mindlessly bumping into objects until he finds a spot to rest. You’ll have to get up and out of bed to silence his alarm. Clocky will find new spots everyday, kind of like a hide-and-seek game.

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The Drill Sergeant Alarm Clock will continue to insult you from one of the 10 phrases stored in the clock until you wake up.

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This alarm clock wakes you up with bacon

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The Smash Alarm Clock. You literally smash the top to shut it off.

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The Flying Alarm Clock. Once the alarm sounds, the helicopter flies away and the only way to shut it off is to return it back to it’s base.

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The Target Alarm Clock. As soon as the alarm rings you have to aim and fire the laser gun. Once you hit the bullseye the alarm will shut off.

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Mr Bump allows you to physically throw your alarm clock against the wall to turn it off in the morning.

Never knew there was an alarm clock fandom until today

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The signs as mythical creatures

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Aries: Son\daughter of demons. Darkly attractive, menacing smiles. Good at feigning innocence and inciting sympathy, just to lure people into their trap.

Taurus: a star bound to a human body. Very soft and beautiful, although intimidating. Protective of the people they love.

Gemini: Kind of like a ghost, in the form of a small child. Emits a golden glow. An omen of death.

Cancer: A protecter the earth. Brings good weather. Tall, plain but beautiful, flowers in their hair, and sparkling light eyes.

Leo: Were”animal”. In human form, dark skin, knowing eyes, slender. In animal form, can be any animal necessary for survival, has a natural instinct for escape. Protecter of the greater good.

Virgo: A muse a sorts. Appearance will change to fit whatever will inspire the artist. Immortal. All knowing.

Libra: All the force of a hurricane in one human body. Dark skin, eyes so dark they are almost black. Beautiful but unapproachable, has a bad temper.

Scorpio: A spirit which possesses the essence of evil. Only appears at night, long flowing hair. Is arguably a good person, for they only use their powers on those who get away with terrible crimes.

Sagittarius: A Banshee. An omen of death. The most beautiful of them all, and the most tragic. Can make the strongest of men fall to their knees and weep.

Capricorn: A guardian angel in a human form. Eternal youth, skilled healer. In action their eyes turn a light pink colour and their skin is so pale it can appear transparent.

Aquarius: Looks like a mermaid, sings like a siren, kills like a demon. Striking, but the most deadly. Appearance differs, but is predominantly green eyes and blonde hair.

Pisces: A God/Goddess of seduction. Very attractive and intoxicating, created to find unfaithful men to be doomed to hell. Tall, mysterious.

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Hello! My baby!

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Hello! My honey!

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Hello! My ragtime gOOD LORD HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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Oh my god

this is the most accurate representation of working in 3D I have ever seen

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Jul 13

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