Domain of a Bizarre Birb

Apr 24

[video]

titaniumsweetie:
“Same.
”

titaniumsweetie:

Same.

(via taylortransforms)

Apr 21

[video]

Thank you, hatoful boyfriend, for ensuring that I will never trust a partridge.

[video]

Apr 20

birdcheese:
“A fresh batch.
”

birdcheese:

A fresh batch.

bury-your-pasttt:

Not sure if I need sex, affection, vodka, a friend to talk with, to punch something, or all of the above.

(via thewhispererofcurls)

When people tell you to calm down when you freak out about a book…

macteenbooks:

image

(Source: fiercereadsya, via turkfish)

theloa:
“lucentgallivanter:
“benfoldsone:
“ this is some horror movie shit
”
#Jesus is a reverse-Dracula #vis a vis appearing in photos
Examining the other evidence, we find:
• Feeds other people his own blood
• An affinity for crucifixes
• Not only...

theloa:

lucentgallivanter:

benfoldsone:

this is some horror movie shit

#Jesus is a reverse-Dracula #vis a vis appearing in photos

Examining the other evidence, we find:

Shows up uninvited in people’s houses
Can’t turn into a bat

(Source: goopypaltrow, via horriblewarning)

ambris-art:
“laughhard:
“My little brother made a Cesar salad.
”
IGETIT
”

ambris-art:

laughhard:

My little brother made a Cesar salad.

IGETIT

(via asheykat-deactivated20151029)