Domain of a Bizarre Birb

Apr 20

you guys remember being a tween on the internet in the early 00s

Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.

masaochan:
millerballbreakers:
politepyro:
rebornica:
themadsigma:
kyouko-kasodont:
ask-dead-jeff:
milkfake:
ask-pigpeter:
penn-name:
frist-over-easy:
“Yes, Captain America has LEGS!”
“Not today small ensemble”
“Yam is meat”
“You don’t just eat ‘em.”
“dikkdikk”
“Black sheep.”
mischeviaki
“Boon sweat”
Always remember POP culture
“Beyonce, Beytwice, Beythrice”
thERE IT IS
hammer
wink wink nUKE NUKE

*Belch*
*Handshake*

(Source: frist--xvi, via plant-royalty)

p00rb01:

micool-and-gavy:
moistmale:
distraction:
get-nerdy:
mewtoot:
garrettgregg:
mewtoot:
for the longest time i thought shoes on a telephone wire was just people getting rid of their old shoes in a cool way
It’s not?…
no it means that someone sells drugs nearby
my life is a lie
there’s a whole line of shoes on the wire in the back of my school
THERE IS SHOES ACROSS THE STREET FROM MY HOUSE
When I was a kid i thought it was the shoes of some nerd that got their shoes stolen and tossed up on the wires.

I thought they were stolen shoes too

(Source: izyurfimenipaflanyant, via rude-rat)

here’s some truths

quicksilverwracked:

beckpoppins:
thegirlwiththebones:
shoulderboulders:
most princesses, the stereotypical “olde timey” kind, had armpit hair
they also had leg hair
and hair everywhere
and so did other women of the time
because that’s how life was
and people still fucking treasured them
so there
Yeah, before WW1, all women had armpit hair. It was normal. Until razor companies decided to market towards women because their male customers had died during the war.
this….. this is off. All through history body hair has been subject to all sorts of trends, be it very hairy or dry-bone-smooth.

ancient Roman women were known for scrubbing off leg hair with pumice stone. ancient Egyptian noble ladies were known to shave it all off, from scalp to toe. hairlessness was considered a healthy choice in acient india. Fancy dame’s of shakespeare’s era had full bushes down below but were known to pluck their brows and their over pluck their hairline so they had tall foreheads (well five or sixheads) while sex workers of the time shaved their whoo-has and under arms to protect from lice and then sported merkins. when colonists landed in america, native women were shaving with sea shells while pilgrim ladies were fuzzy and considered removal of hair sinful and vain. hairy noble ladies were a common theme in 16th and 17th century japanese erotic paintings. Victorian era pornography was ripe with hairy ladies.

my point is removing or not removing body hair of any kind is just a choice and often just part of fashion. Do it or don’t because in 100 years having wooly armpits, bald heads, and eyebrow wigs might be chic for ladies.
And now I know I would read a book about hair removal through the ages, cos those facts are fascinating.