NIKOLA TESLA IS SUPER ADORABLE HE’S JUST WANDERING AROUND AND HIDING UNDER THINGS I’M GONNA SQUEAL
I should probably specify that Nikola Tesla is a cat and Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla is not wandering around my house hiding under things because he is dead
I like the implication that if he were not dead he probably would be wandering around your house hiding under things
lure him out with crackers. Tesla loved crackers.
Remember to pet him and tell him he is better than Edison
I’ve been feeling really lonely the past few days, and I’m not sure why.
Even through my brother is always there when I get home and we snuggle, but it still feels empty.
A maybe its because this is the longest in my life that I have gone without frequent contact with animals.
Animal contact feels so much different than human contact.
I’m starting to collect little animal toys and plushies, and holding conversations with them.
I think my depression is coming back, and its scaring me, since I don’t know what to do about it.
equaniiimity asked: masculine! do you have any good bird promposals up your sleeve?
Okay I just got a crazy idea. Find a bird toy that repeats what you say. (”Little Live Pets” is one you can find at Toys’r’us or other stores that sell toys.)
Then turn it on and go up to who you want to ask out. And be like “Yo my little buddy here wants to ask you something.” Hold up that little birdy and ask them to go to prom with you. Hold the bird out to your date so the bird repeats it to your date.
