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Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998
ellen degeneres came out in 1997yeah but ellen what happened in 2014
ellen page came out in 2014
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Never challenge me to a bird pun contest.
If you do, Tucan play at that game. And from heron out, you will egret challenging me to bird puns.
Ugh, you have some gull….stop raven about your pun game…I feel ostrichized, and a bit.
Everybirdy, sit the flock down, and Owl let you in on a little secret.
I’m about to lay down some eggcellent puns.
Puns so motherfalcon fresh, it will leave you feeling Hawkward and Bittern.
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Piping out a flock.
(via susiron)
It’s really fun being gender fluid because I can go from this;
To this;
Like motherfucking witch craft.
Making a successful pun around ur friends:
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Never challenge me to a bird pun contest.
If you do, Tucan play at that game. And from heron out, you will egret challenging me to bird puns.
50 notes later, and no one has dared to challenge me.
