Okay what the actual fuck is my bank account and my paypal doing.
Thanks a lot paypal for putting my bank account into negative 230 fucking dollars. There goes half my pay check to absolutely nothing.
Yayyyy
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It will look something like this!
Reblog before March 1st
(via rude-rat)
sadmyballoonflewaway-deactivate asked: ya i need to pay someone to make like tornado with some dicks in it
I went to Gaiaonline and tried to pay people to draw dick tornados. But the thread got deleted.
Cookie exchange at work in a week. This is how I will be packaging them
The only thing an industrial size printer should be used for
(Source: tastefulsidebird, via otterbelle)
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Me tying to do Parkour like
back the fuck up
There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.
did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out
This just keeps getting better
I fucking love history.
The tea ploy also sounds like a total Uncle Iroh move.
(Source: did-you-know, via machikoasu)
