“I liked assassin’s creed 3 but just the Haytham pa-
"Connor is bad developed cha-“
"Connor is so plain and boring" 
"Connor did nothing compared to Ezio, Altair and Edward" 
We can’t be friends if you talk shit about Connor.
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“I liked assassin’s creed 3 but just the Haytham pa-
"Connor is bad developed cha-“"Connor is so plain and boring"
"Connor did nothing compared to Ezio, Altair and Edward"
We can’t be friends if you talk shit about Connor.
(Source: spocktome, via vvitchofthevvilds-deactivated20)
but how is one born with the soul of a dragon
just…how
Don’t you know, Pansexuals are dragons.
(via vvitchofthevvilds-deactivated20)
if you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to
why don’t you go where fashion sits
excuse me?
oh fuck oh shIT GOD DAMN Fuck SHIT
(via vvitchofthevvilds-deactivated20)
Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them
“suck my dick” ok
“bite me” hell yeah
“kiss my ass” sure
(via vanessas-daydream)
thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes
WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT THAT IF YOU GOT IT IN YOUR EYES IT WOULDN’T BURN (no crying)
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IT’S SAYING NO RIPPING?
*FLIPS TABLES* THIS IS WHY THE ENGLISH WRITTEN LANGUAGE IS CONFUSING AS FUCK I AM SO SORRY NON-NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS.
Why doesn’t it say fucking anti tangle?!
I JUST MADE BOTH MY PARENTS READ THIS I AM SO ANGRY
THEY ARE ANGRY
WE JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT ABOUT ‘TIER’ ‘TEAR’ AND ‘TEAR’
THEY THOUGHT IT MEANT NO CRYING TOO
I AM SO ANGRY
BUT WAIT
When I saw the commercials, it said “No more Tears, I CAN SEE” As it showed kids wiping the suds from their eyes.
(Source: f4ndom-qu33n, via asheykat-deactivated20151029)
why does like every gay boy have this shirt
I’m crying bc I have this shirt
Well then, I need to purchase one of these shirts.
(via horriblewarning)
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a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian
(via strongbelwasforpresident)
