She got them
and the
“Your mom is gaaay!”
“Which one?”
“…”
[stunned silence]
Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.
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[video]
She got them
and the
Apple celebrity pants with the uggs?
I am so confused
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[video]
when you loose a battle and you didnt save
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“you’re only watching it because it’s gay”
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Bird Body Language Translator
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“I had a bacterial infection when I was two that turned into gangrene. People don’t believe all the things I can do. Like write. I have some of the best handwriting in my class.” She put her arms together to show me how she would hold a pencil or pen.
“Are you in school?"
"Well I just finished medical school to become a medical assistant.” Just then she got a phone call, swiped open the touch screen and effortlessly held the phone up to her ear. I waited patiently as she tried to work out some logistics with a family member. “That was my grandma. She’s on her way to pick me up and take me to my dance studio."
"You dance?"
"Yeah, you should come to my performance."
I told her I would absolutely love to.You fucking go girl.
Link to a video of her dancing
She’s a truly gorgeous dancer.
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