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“i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me”
well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you
you don’t need
- to bind your breasts
- outie genitals
- a superiority complex
- butt hair
you do need
- to be as swift as a coursing river
- with all the force of a great typhoon
- with all the strength of a raging fire
- mysterious as the dark side of the moon
THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING POST ON THE PLANET
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praise the puberty overlords
HE WAS ADORABLE
he looked like a potato
a potato who turned into a beautiful french fry
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Saw this outside a church on the weekend in Melbourne. Happy to see times are changing, might be slow, but at least there is change.
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a handy dandy flowchart
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Any of you have a lightsaber for Pepe? :D
Follow Pepe on his Facebook page too! <3
when i meet people who dont like birds
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