Domain of a Bizarre Birb

Jun 09

ninjakato:

ruaniamh:
kaymonstar:
I keep laughing.
HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE
“EAT THE FUCKING BISCUIT MEATBAG!!!”

I have seen this on my dashboard 5 times in the past 10 minutes.

Everytime, it has a different caption

(Source: quevidamastriste, via susiron)

I feel like im starting to lose interest in my school program, and it worries me. v.v

I’m too horny for the amount of sex I’m not having.

(via princeofbellehair)

dutchster:

asmilinggoddess:
the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.
neither do a lot of women

I always thought pee came from the clit, like a tiny penis

(Source: lesbianshepard, via makuta-tobi)

[video]

allykennedy96:

I’m so romantically frustrated. Like I just want someone to lay in bed with me and play with hair and kiss me and maybe touch me inappropriately because I’m also sexually frustrated.

(via skeleton-mermaid)

Jun 08

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