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I found a pile of random hair elastics at work.
So then I just-
(Source: courachronicals)
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
uh
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
I learned something new today.
(Source: littlemixens, via princeofbellehair)
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Turns out my bird hates cameras.
(Source: stanedyke, via avianawareness)
I HAVE!??? tO FIND dAUGHTHER!! DAUGHTeR??????
You can tell by the way i use my walk, I’m a woman’s man. No time to talk
(via strongbelwasforpresident)
birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist???
fuckin
crazy ass
bobbleheaded
tiny motherfuckin
i dont even
things that dont make any sense
dragon faced
jesus christ is that a duck
some kind of prehistoric nonsense
holy shit where is your beak even birds, BIRDS
birds are so cool omg
(via horriblewarning)
A little lovebird and cockatiel love on a sunny day
(via avianawareness)
Anonymous asked: dream is becoming birb, how i a human become birb????
glue the feather
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