Birdy is always the cutest in the morning. So fluffy!
(via avianawareness)
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
“I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?”
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
(via rude-rat)
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the fact that most queer characters on tv only have straight friends is so laughable to me because in my group of friends that i’ve had since middle school, all but one of us has revealed ourselves to be queer one way or another, like we subconsciously gathered together.
TV has the “token LBGTQ person” real life has the token “straight person”
(Source: reyfinnpoe, via turbo-kong)
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Oh my god
Thats me
A year ago
Breaking news: aladdin wears bandages around his chest to hide the fact he doesnt have nipples
Omg no, stop reblogging, i was really fucking high when i made this post
I don’t remember this episode of Attack on Titan.
Breaking news: aladdin wears bandages around his chest to hide the fact he doesnt have nipples